Feeling a wee bit out of sorts, gentlemen? Got those holiday blues? I can cure that. Let's get you under ME, er, my care, asap for some sexual healing. Let the experienced Dr. Fancy show you her 42C degree while she takes your temperature up a few feverish points, and gives you shivers!
From now through December 20th, I'm running a "Toys for Tarts" drive, and any gentleman who brings me a new, unwrapped toy worth at least $15 will get EXTRA merry medical attention, PLUS a $50 discount, and we'll play with a few of my special little battery-operated instruments. All toys go to my local Marine Corps Toys for Tots program and the Salvation Army shelter. (Thank you, kind fellows, for your generous contributions last year.)
Book at least 24 hours in advance and INCLUDING the toy donation, you can recline on my exam table for a mutual, hands-on, 2 & 1/2-hour full body physical for $250. I make candy cane house calls, or you can come in to my office. We can play doctor and naughty nurse with a 3 & 1/2-hour prescription for Christmas tree and garland therapy for $350. I'll put you in my intensive sensual care unit for an entire jolly eve for $550, deluxe suite with dinner, hot tub therapy, and medicinal liquors included. Hospitable overnights are available, too, and I'd make a nice addition to your outfit at a holiday party.
At age 51, I'm no intern, so you can rest well in my hands, and I prefer to capably clutch gentlemen age 40 and up, please, for critical condition Christmas compatibility. My Irish ambulance will answer your emergency calls from noon to 9 p.m. Tuesday through Saturday, and transport you to Ecstasy General. I'm also available for intimate consultations in other cities, states, and countries as long as my sleigh expenses are covered. Check out my charts and patient referrals. Since Backpage now prohibits e-addresses and active links, please Google Fancyinheels and the words "rare-companion" to find my website, which also features lots more photos and excerpts from my many excellent medical reports, as well as an appointment calendar. I'm accredited with Preferred411 and Date-Check.
Please contact me for delightful diagnosis at 936-232-8590, or through fancyinheels@yahoo.com. A spoonful of Fancy will make your medicine go down in the most delightful x-way!
(Now, remember, you poor, sick fellows, that my cure is perfectly legitimate, and that my fee schedule refers to compensation for time, knowledge, and application of sensual therapy only. After all, anything else would be a violation of the law and the Hypocritical Oath.)
Sorry, patients, but I cannot answer text messages or calls from blocked numbers, and I do not discuss penile implantation on consultations shorter than 2 hours. Anything less wouldn't be enough time for a multiply successful, un-rushed procedure, and an affront to my professional ethics. escorts mendocino,adultsearch homestead,escort houston listcrawler,escort de houston,tucson tranny escorts,westchase forest photos,escorts in austin crawler,erotische massages reviews,mature austin escorts,bedpage dallas
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