Sensual season's greetings from Fancy, a sassy Irish lassie and one of Santa's naughtiest helpers! Time to start my annual Toys for Tarts collection campaign. Been another tough year for the economy, so I want to jingle some bells and bring a little more Christmas cheer to families, and not JUST to the husbands, fathers, sons, and brothers.
From now through December 20th, any gentleman who brings me a new, unwrapped toy worth at least $15 will get EXTRA time and attention to his candy cane, and we'll play with a few of my special little battery-operated "toys." All gifts go to my local Marine Corps Toys for Tots drive and the Salvation Army shelter. Thank you, kind fellows, for your generous contributions last year. (BTW, I don't have any kids, so nothing ends up under my tree. Now, if you want to bring a bone for my chihuahua, I'll let you play doggie with me.)
I like taking my time to give you a good time, so I don't rush with 1-hour visits, darlin lads. The basic Fancy package with 24 hours advance notice of delivery is 2 hours for 300 chestnuts, and the deluxe box waiting to be unwrapped is 3 hours for 400 tinsel garlands, incall or out, and then I'll toss in another 30 winks of ribbon-untying for the toy donation. I'm also available for dinner dates and overnights. Do you need a pretty gal on your arm for that holiday party, or just want to enjoy spiking the eggnog with me in private? Take a break from the holiday hassle and come lay on my soft sugarplum pillows.
Please check out my holiday postcards and calendar at http://fancyinheels./. Contact me for a stocking stuffing session at 936-232-8590 or at fancyinheels@yahoo.com. I'm usually ho, ho, ho-ing from noon to 9 p.m. Tuesday through Saturday. My website calendar will give you my daily availability for reindeer games, then I'll give you a REAL reason to be merry! Hang that sprig of mistletoe somewhere creative if you want your Christmas balls kissed under the tree.
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