I hope that your Thanksgiving was completely satisfying, that you stuffed a bird, enjoyed tender, white breasts with sauce, savored a delicious and sweet pie, and had multiple helpings until you couldn't move. If you want all that after Turkey Day but with no calories involved, come see me. I'll be your buffet and plate! Alas, you can't be my Black Friday knight as I'm out-of-town, but you could be my Saturday sinner. By the way, Saturday is the last day available on my 2012 Texas Renaissance Festival tours. You know, gentlemen, while the significant others spend your money filling their shopping bags with inflated retail purchases, you have the perfect opportunity to have your bagpipes fully deflated. Go on an adventure totally different from the usual escort experience! Dragons and Druids, monks and mud wrestlers, fairies and fair maidens, lords and ladies, knights and fights, chicks in chainmail sitting on males, Barbarians, boosted boobs, baubles, music, food, drink, and amusement abound. I'll guide you around this fascinating realm, then back to my Emerald Isle for a breach of my castle and a joust with your lance! Several packages available, and the gold in your pouch going to my saucy saddlebag depends on how much time you'd like behind my closed tavern doors preceding or following your day of TRF sightseeing. Pleasant Peasant Package: A Fanciful all-day experience at the TRF, dragons and Druids and boobies, oh my, and then an hour back at my castle to end the adventure with a joust and your lance! Just $400, but wait - this Irish empress of erotic enchantment will grant you an extra hour during your private audience with her charms, so you'll get 2 hours of Lady Fancy mounting your noble steed. Knight & Wench: Conclude your TRF escapade with an entertaining eve (4 hours, time for dinner and multiple helpings of my Fancy dessert)) breaching my battlement & swimming in my moat! Was $700, but now take another $100 off this package, making it only $600 for a memory (and a couple of mammaries) you'll treasure! Lord & Lady: Turn your tour into an overnight of faire, fun, and frolicking with me as your bold & sassy bedwench lassie & morning sticky bun! Was $1,100, but now this incredible journey into fantasy (and Fancy) will be a royal deal at $900. All packages include admission, mead, a memento, and me. Go to http://www.texrenfest.com/ for complete TRF info. To book your funtastic field trip call me at 936-232-8590, email fancyinheels@yahoo.com, or send a note to me via the contact form on my website, http:/www./fancyinheels.net/ . This is my second year to offer this expedition to you brave-hearted and stout-staffed lads, but I've been packing the twin peaks o' Ireland in gravity-defying corsets while watching the TRF grow over 38 years from 15 acres of dust and tents to a 55-acre permanent village with beautiful grounds, multiple stages, and a cornucopia of refreshments. I've seen a handful of acts and merchants jump to over 400 shoppes and too many performers to count, including internationally-toured craftsmen and entertainers! I've had a merry olde time going Medieval on men, but tomorrow (11/24) is the final opportunity this faire season for me to show you the best of the fest, then give you a rest on my soft Irish breast. However, if you'd rather not go dragon 'round the TRF but would like to visit my lascivious lair, I'll charm you for 2 hours at $300, bespell you for 3 hours at $400, or we can spend an entire enchanted eve together for $500. Please add $50 for magical outcalls to your realm. Outstanding overnights of fire and desire are available, too. I'll tell you, and demonstrate, how fairy tales end happily! (DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT EMPLOYED BY NOR AFFILIATED WITH THE TRF, BUT AM JUST A TART AND SASSY IRISH LASSIE WHO HAS ENJOYED THE REVELRY AND WANTS TO INVITE YOU INTO A WORLD OF IMAGINATIVE ANACHRONISMS ESCORTED BY SOMEONE KNOWN FOR HER EROTIC CREATIVITY.) craigslist pearland jobs,listcrawler bellingham,tranny escorts corpus,listcrawlerhouston,escorts in laredo texas,listcrawler corpus,asian escorts houston,escorts in corpus christi texas,shemales orlando listcrawler,backpage houston

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